Funny and Hilarious Statuses and Deeply Sarcastic Ex-Boyfriend Statuses to Post on Facebook That Are Totally Cool

Social media status updates are not just a way to express personality and creativity, but also a subtle way to send a deep message to someone. Let's check out some funny and sarcastic status update ideas!

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Happy trolling and witty sarcastic statements to unexpected and humorous remarks will bring laughter and entertainment to people on social media!

Funny sarcastic status about single life and humorous flirts

1. Have many admirers but want multiple lovers?

2. If you can’t change your fate, change your hair color. Still poor, but at least you’ll look stylish.

3. A relationship with zero publicity, zero photos, zero dates, zero drama, zero cheating, zero gossip… That can only be a Soul Connection.

4. Wait till I have a partner, I will stick their photo on your front gate. The only downside is that I’m just teasing myself for not having one.

5. I hope you get married not because others say you should, but because you meet the right person.

6. Sign of maturity: A whole day without a message or a call and still be extremely optimistic.

7. Being single and being desperate are two different notions. While being single is a choice, being desperate is when no one is interested, my friend.

8. Don’t be sad when you get rejected, don’t be sad when you fail because it’s just a test of life.

9. Expecting to meet the perfect person at the perfect time when you haven’t even had a proper meal or sleep. Completely unreasonable =))

10. To find someone who wants to take care of you for life…but still sending a friend request……………………….I’m still not interested.

11. I’ve never heard anyone say, “I love being married, it’s so great,” “I knew I should have gotten married sooner,” it’s always, “I knew I should have never gotten married!”

12. Being grown-up means parents allowing you to date, while children powerless can’t do that =))))

13. If you’re 31 years old and have never introduced a partner to your family, it’s such a waste of your parents’ food.

14. I wish choosing a husband had a 5-year term. After that term, I could wisely choose someone better.

15. Life is like taking a photo. You need some blurry spots to create a beautiful picture.

16. Just saying “I love you” at the end. Talk about being away from you, I’ll only talk about the demo version. 17. How can I have a boyfriend when I’m sad? I don’t need one when I’m happy.

18. I need a guy who knows how to share and care, who knows how to listen and understand, who knows how to love and cherish. In short, I need three people.

19. Should I eat hot pot or barbecue if I have lost faith in men?

20. People say, “When girls are sad they change their hair, it means they cut off sorrow…”. No, this girl cut her hair short because she’s lazy to wash it.

Sarcastic statuses about old lovers

1. There’s no chance for you to find a beautiful girl with blinded eyes like me.

2. You can wean off mother’s milk, so why can’t you be weaned off?.

3. When you break up, always speak well of your ex. But if they are too ugly, then you don’t need to say anything.

4. Outer beauty makes people awe when they meet, inner beauty makes people amazed when parting.

5. I used to call my ex “holiday”, because it was “both short and fast”. 6. Wishing you eternal loneliness and a life expectancy of 100 years.

7. An ex-lover is like a banknote falling into a pile of dung, if you don’t pick it up, you feel regret and if you do, you feel nausea.

8. Thanks to you, in the past, for loving me. And I will thank you even more because you don’t love me anymore.

9. I won’t attend your wedding, but please let me know about your funeral. I’ll buy many fireworks to set it off for you. I hope you will accept my heartfelt sentiments.

10. In the next life, you will become someone who fits my style but later, I won’t like you anymore.

11. I heard your life isn’t that great, and I’m so happy.

12. My life will be better without you, thanks to you, but not because of you.

13. Walking on the street, suddenly saw someone who looked like you, I hurriedly chased after that person, then realized that I was mistaken, so I let go of the stone I was holding, luckily, no one was hit.

14. When you went to bed with her and abandoned me, you left me behind with a son. But still, love is overflowing but not noble at all.

15. Don’t say you’re crazy in love and then betray me innocently. Don’t compete with society living under the “Innocent” False Deer…I%DLOWCommD!

16. Drink to forget you with someone else… Smile because he’s worse than you!

17. I want to carve your name a thousand times on the sand. So that the waves can crash into your face.

18. You arrived as fast as a gust of wind. But when you left you were as shameful as a dog.

19. On Facebook, the sound of wife and husband… is just daydreaming… after the storm. I almost got tired of it!

20. The betrayal we receive today is not because we are stupid or not good enough…but because we have been too good for things that aren’t worth it.

Frequently asked questions

Here are some witty and humorous takes: ‘My ex said I wasn’t marriage material… Well, he’s right. He isn’t either, which is why I left him.’ Or, ‘You want to know what my ex and a tornado have in common? They both blew away and left me with nothing but damage.’ For a more light-hearted approach, try, ‘My ex and I broke up because he couldn’t handle the distance. I’m just glad he’s far, far away now!’

Using humor and sarcasm can be a great way to express yourself and showcase your personality. It allows you to take a light-hearted approach to a potentially sensitive topic, showing that you’ve moved on and are able to laugh about it. It also engages your audience and can make your Facebook friends more likely to react and comment.

Absolutely! Exaggeration is often used in humor, so don’t be afraid to amplify the traits or behaviors of your ex for comedic effect. Sarcasm can be a fine line, so ensure your delivery is clear and the joke is understandable. Lastly, keep it relatable. Your friends are more likely to engage if they can see the humor in the situation and relate it to their own experiences.

While these statuses are meant to be humorous, they may not be suitable if you’re on amicable terms with your ex. Using sarcasm or humor that targets them directly might not be the best approach if you want to maintain a friendly relationship. However, you can still use light-hearted humor to bring some levity to the situation without being hurtful.

It’s important to remember that everyone has different sensitivities, and what may be humorous to some could be hurtful to others. If your ex gets offended, it might be a good idea to reach out and clarify that the posts are meant in good fun and not as a personal attack. Maintaining open communication can help resolve any misunderstandings.
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