The Mid-Autumn Festival is a time when single people dread going out, so we suggest these 100 funny flirting statuses to help you catch your crush’s attention for a perfect night.
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This Mid-Autumn Festival, I’m still incomplete. Won’t you step in and protect me?
1. Seeking a partner to celebrate the festival with; will provide food and drinks, and support you for life.
2. Stop driving around in circles; just come and pick me up so we can celebrate together.
3. Hey, if you’re free during the festival, let’s fall in love and keep each other busy.
4. This Mid-Autumn Festival, I’m still incomplete. Won’t you step in and protect me?
5. You guys are so lame; if we’re going to be single, let’s at least dress up, polish our shoes, take our bikes out, and post a photo on Facebook. Then, put the bike away and go to bed, because I’m single too, so what else can I suggest?
6. As we grow up, instead of running wildly into the streets, let’s quietly enjoy a salted egg yolk moon cake and a hot cup of tea with our family, exuding an air of nobility.
7. Hey, the festival is almost here, and I’m free at 9 p.m. Give me a call if you want to hang out.
8. In the past, we carried lanterns during the festival, but now, don’t carry a lantern, carry me instead.
9. Looking for a boyfriend who doesn’t have a girlfriend to hang out with me; call me if you’re interested.
10. If you’re alone during the festival, let’s go together.
11. If you were a traffic cop, you’d stop me from going out because I’d distract and cause accidents for all the guys.
12. To my future wife, please don’t disappoint me during the festival.
13. I’m always single, but during the festival, it’s a special kind of single.
14. Mirror, mirror on the wall, does the world know I’m alone? Because a girl asked me if I’d carried a lantern yet.
15. Is anyone else alone during the festival? Let’s pair up.
16. In physics, there’s the right-hand rule. As for me, there’s the rule of holding your hand.
17. Hey, during the festival, should we wear matching outfits instead of carrying lanterns to stand out more?
18. Say something, will you? I’ve been waiting too long for you to show up and celebrate the festival with me.
19. Girls, let’s run away from our mothers and celebrate the festival. They say that in a past life, a daughter-in-law was a son’s lover in his previous life, so if we run away together, it’s only natural, right?
20. Do you know what day it is soon? It’s the festival, and I’m just reminding you in case you forgot.
I wish every day were the Mid-Autumn Festival so I’d have an excuse to ask my crush out.
21. My life is now tied to yours… During the festival this year, next year, 10 years from now, 20, 50, and even 100 years from now, let’s continue to light up these beautiful candles together.
22. Although you won’t be with me during the festival, last night, I secretly put my heart in your chest; do you feel it beating stronger today?
23. The festival is coming up, so dress up, put on some makeup, and go to sleep. We’ll meet the man in the moon tonight.
24. Honey, your parents have raised you for 25 years, and during the festival, I’ll come to eat you; if we wait too long, the meat will get tough.
25. The moon during the festival is as bright as a mirror, and I’m chatting away, missing you a lot. I was eating a moon cake earlier, and now I’m worried it’ll go bad if I don’t finish it.
26. The northernmost point is Ha Giang, and the southernmost is Ca Mau. The cutest person is you, and the one who loves you the most is me.
27. In the spring, we ask for lucky money, in the summer, we ask for ice cream, in the fall, we ask for moon cakes, and in the winter, we ask for you.
28. I wish every day were the Mid-Autumn Festival so I’d have an excuse to ask my crush out.
29. Don’t wish your crush a happy festival because they’ll be happy anyway. It’s me who’s sad, so let’s hang out this year.
30. I want to buy a green bean moon cake.
By the way, can you also tell me the way to your heart?
During the festival, there’s a grand feast. But I just want to party with you.
31. During the festival, there’s a grand feast. But I just want to party with you.
32. Flowers fall, water flows, and rocks erode, but I’ll always keep my heart pure for you, so please understand my heart and take me out to carry lanterns during the festival.
33. Green beans, salted egg yolk, mixed nuts… I’m muttering these, but what I really mean is that I love you.
34. Under the moon’s glow, during the festival, come join my team.
35. In the story of Trieu Ca, there was King Trieu and his concubine, De Ky. During the festival, I want to be Chang’e by your side.
36. I asked Chang’e, but she said that if you want to take me out, you have to pay.
37. The moon reflected on the water is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is the one in your heart.
38. Prince Charming, please save this poor girl who’s been single for several festivals; have some compassion and take me out.
39. I want to celebrate the festival, and I want to party, so can you be my A Phu and help me escape my single life?
Green beans, salted egg yolk, mixed nuts… I’m muttering these, but what I really mean is that I love you.
40. The moon cake is as round as the full moon, and I hope that we’ll also be complete.
41. Youth is like a cup of tea, but if I lean on your shoulder, it’ll last forever.
42. The moon during the festival is so bright, and if you still haven’t found anyone to admire it with, I’m right here.
43. During the festival, you always say sweet things, but I’m a bee, so I’ll just have to buzz off.
44. Why did you leave a mark on my heart, making me miss you and forcing me to ask you to take me out during the festival?
45. During the festival, I invite you to a bowl of pho with rare beef. So, please, fall in love with me.
46. Waves start from the wind, but where does the wind start? I don’t know, but I know that tonight, you’re taking me out, and I’ll be waiting.
47. Clearly, the word “festival” has five “U”s, but you insist that there are only two.
48. When it comes to moon cakes, I like the mung bean ones. But when it comes to love, I like you.
49. In the past, I wanted to make paper lanterns for the festival, but now, I want to be your wife.
50. If you want to cross a bridge, you need a bridge, and if you want to hang out during the festival, you have to take me, so let’s go tonight at 9.
51. The golden deer wanders aimlessly, trampling on dry leaves.
During the festival, I’m also wandering, looking for someone to take me out.
If you’re like me, let’s take each other out.
When it comes to moon cakes, I like the mung bean ones, but when it comes to love, I like you.
52. The festival is for drinking tea.
Lanterns are for admiring, and you’re for loving.
53. Call my moon cake “mung bean x_ _ _” because it’s not delicious without YOU.
54. Hey, the moon may wane, but I’ll always be there for you.
55. During the festival, I want to go to the city to find my soulmate.
56. The festival stirs up emotions.
I light incense to summon a past love.
Why did fate lead me to this single life?
57. If your face is as round as a fan, you’ll find love and live a comfortable life.
Your words are like honey, but I’m a bee, so I’ll just have to buzz off.
58. Hey
The festival is about reunion, but why am I still alone?
When I’m alone, I feel lost, and when I feel lost, I realize I’m still alone.
59. The moon during the festival is as bright as a mirror, and single people admire it sadly, wishing they had a cute partner to spend it with…
I wish it were Monday so someone would walk with me and eat steamed cassava.
Being 21 and single is embarrassing.
60. Your words are like honey, but I’m a bee, so I’ll just have to buzz off.
61. In the past, I celebrated the festival alone and felt sad, but now, things are different. I’m no longer a reckless and impulsive young man, but a father of two children and the husband of a beautiful wife. This moment will be the most beautiful until the end of my life.
Because of Corona, we have to stay home during the festival, so let’s just fall in love, okay?
62. With this weather, it makes sense to love me, and if you don’t, you’re a fool.
63. West Lake ripples, but I only need you as my harbor.
64. Others are obsessed with laughing gas, but I’m obsessed with the person I love.
65. You offer me a yogurt drink, but I’d rather have your love.
66. Tonight, let’s have some boiled chicken, and I hope that tonight will be ours.
67. Because of Corona, we have to stay home during the festival, so let’s just fall in love, okay?
68. On August 15, the sky gives us a man who’s 1.8 meters tall and handsome.
69. When I stay up late, I need tea to stay awake, but if you love me, I’ll stay awake for you.
70. If you want to amaze the world, why don’t you try being my boyfriend?
71. This year, I’m not thinking about mung bean or mixed nut moon cakes; I’m only thinking about you taking me out.
72. I set up an offering for Chang’e, wishing that you’d join my team.
73. Every festival, I wait for someone to take me out, but it’s more disappointing than eating x sticky rice dumplings, so if you’re also disappointed like me, let’s take each other out.
74. The moon during the festival shines on my lonely heart, and I, a single person, wait for you to take me out; see you tonight at 9.
I always mess up, except when I carry lanterns with you.
75. This year’s festival will be dull, and moon cakes will probably get more expensive, but I won’t raise my price for you; in fact, I
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